Relax, Elon: We have Dracula to worry about, not your tweets.
Romanian people
Romania’s roads are bumpy enough; no need for your rocket science.
Romanian people
Keep your nose out of our garlic. We’ll handle our own politics.
Romanian people
We already have enough tall tales about vampires—no more from you.
Romanian people
Fly your rocket somewhere else; our airspace is under Romanian sarcasm control.
Romanian people
Sure, build a colony on Mars, but our country is strictly off-limits.
Romanian people
We brew strong coffee and bold opinions, both of which are beyond your reach.
Romanian people
Stick to SpaceX; we have our own ‘lunar’ potholes to fix.
Romanian people
We survived centuries of invasion; one more tweet won't break us.
Romanian people
In Romania, we don't drive Teslas; we drive each other crazy enough.
Romanian people
We have real vampires, not the ones draining Twitter's budget.
Romanian people
Our horse-drawn carts are safer than your autopilot. At least they're tested.
Romanian people
Our garlic wards off more than vampires—it keeps meddling millionaires away.
Romanian people
The only rocket we care about is the one blasting your opinions out of here.
Romanian people
We build walls with bricks, not tweets.
Romanian people
Your timeline, your problem. Romania can handle its own drama.
Romanian people
Your spaceship might fly, but your opinions crash-land here.
Romanian people
We have castle walls; data firewalls won't impress us.
Romanian people
Bring your satellites; we still prefer gazing at real stars.
Romanian people
Before you fix Mars, how about you fix Twitter’s meltdown first?
Romanian people
We appreciate curiosity, but keep it cosmic, not political.
Romanian people
Romanian politics is comedic enough; no cameo needed from you.
Romanian people
We started with Vlad the Impaler; your corporate empire doesn't scare us.
Romanian people
Text is cheap, especially since we won't pay Romanian taxes with it.
Romanian people
Romania: Where Wi-Fi is faster than your jokes.
Romanian people
We’ve had plenty of foreign advisors—no need for your synergy.
Romanian people
Elon, rocket science is your orbit; Romanian politics isn’t.
Romanian people
We still don’t need your permission to be sarcastic.
Romanian people
Thanks, Elon! We were just sitting here waiting for your wisdom to save us.
Romanian people
Hey Elon, if you’re so invested, maybe fix Bucharest traffic while you’re at it?
Romanian people
Wow, Elon, your unsolicited advice really changed my life... for about 0.2 seconds.
Romanian people
Appreciate the concern, Elon, but Romania’s been surviving just fine without Space Jesus.
Romanian people
Hey Elon, how about you focus on Mars and let Earth figure itself out?
Romanian people
We totally needed another billionaire telling us how to live. Thanks for stepping up!
Romanian people
Elon, unless you’re delivering sarmale, we’re really not interested.
Romanian people
Big thanks, Elon! Without you, we’d never know what condescension sounds like.
Romanian people
Unless you’re here to bring cheap beer and better Wi-Fi, kindly move along.
Romanian people
Hey Elon, maybe fix your self-driving cars before trying to drive Romania.
Romanian people
We appreciate your input, Elon... said no Romanian ever.
Romanian people