Romania Speaks, Elon

Your “Genius” Ideas Aren't Welcome Here

Relax, Elon: We have Dracula to worry about, not your tweets.

Romanian people

Romania’s roads are bumpy enough; no need for your rocket science.

Romanian people

Keep your nose out of our garlic. We’ll handle our own politics.

Romanian people

We already have enough tall tales about vampires—no more from you.

Romanian people

Fly your rocket somewhere else; our airspace is under Romanian sarcasm control.

Romanian people

Sure, build a colony on Mars, but our country is strictly off-limits.

Romanian people

We brew strong coffee and bold opinions, both of which are beyond your reach.

Romanian people

Stick to SpaceX; we have our own ‘lunar’ potholes to fix.

Romanian people

We survived centuries of invasion; one more tweet won't break us.

Romanian people

In Romania, we don't drive Teslas; we drive each other crazy enough.

Romanian people

We have real vampires, not the ones draining Twitter's budget.

Romanian people

Our horse-drawn carts are safer than your autopilot. At least they're tested.

Romanian people

Our garlic wards off more than vampires—it keeps meddling millionaires away.

Romanian people

The only rocket we care about is the one blasting your opinions out of here.

Romanian people

Your timeline, your problem. Romania can handle its own drama.

Romanian people

Your spaceship might fly, but your opinions crash-land here.

Romanian people

We have castle walls; data firewalls won't impress us.

Romanian people

Bring your satellites; we still prefer gazing at real stars.

Romanian people

Before you fix Mars, how about you fix Twitter’s meltdown first?

Romanian people

We appreciate curiosity, but keep it cosmic, not political.

Romanian people

Romanian politics is comedic enough; no cameo needed from you.

Romanian people

We started with Vlad the Impaler; your corporate empire doesn't scare us.

Romanian people

Text is cheap, especially since we won't pay Romanian taxes with it.

Romanian people

We’ve had plenty of foreign advisors—no need for your synergy.

Romanian people

Elon, rocket science is your orbit; Romanian politics isn’t.

Romanian people

We still don’t need your permission to be sarcastic.

Romanian people

Thanks, Elon! We were just sitting here waiting for your wisdom to save us.

Romanian people

Hey Elon, if you’re so invested, maybe fix Bucharest traffic while you’re at it?

Romanian people

Wow, Elon, your unsolicited advice really changed my life... for about 0.2 seconds.

Romanian people

Appreciate the concern, Elon, but Romania’s been surviving just fine without Space Jesus.

Romanian people

Hey Elon, how about you focus on Mars and let Earth figure itself out?

Romanian people

We totally needed another billionaire telling us how to live. Thanks for stepping up!

Romanian people

Elon, unless you’re delivering sarmale, we’re really not interested.

Romanian people

Big thanks, Elon! Without you, we’d never know what condescension sounds like.

Romanian people

Unless you’re here to bring cheap beer and better Wi-Fi, kindly move along.

Romanian people

Hey Elon, maybe fix your self-driving cars before trying to drive Romania.

Romanian people

We appreciate your input, Elon... said no Romanian ever.

Romanian people